doctordonna10:

whotreklocked:

oopsabird:

allthefandomfeelings:

ssv-normandy:

basically what happened to smeagol when he found the one ring is what happened to me when i discovered the internet

and we forgot the sound of trees

the softness of the wind

we even forgot our own names

And now we hiss at people and stroke our laptops while whispering “My Precious”

You too! Oh good I thought it was just me!

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dicksp8jr:

with-a-heart-made-fullmetal:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

personal-destructi0n:

How A Key Works.

YES

FINALLY

MYSTERY SOLVED

I LOVE YOU

I have been waiting for a post like this all my fucking life.

DUDE WOAH

Why is this so entertaining to watch?

I had no idea!

Now do the bit where you turn it.

key porn.

so then how does one pick a lock?

Of course, anyone who has played TES IV: Oblivion already knows this, and is having terrible flashbacks right now.

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(Source: speakless, via highgardens)

Alas, that these evil days should be mine.

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panasonicyouth:

ladyatheist:

silly-anthony:

stfuconservatives:

sexualassumptions:

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

destroythegop:

think-progress:

MSNBC host Tamron Hall drops the mic on a conservative journalist for refusing to answer her questions.

The ThinkProgress team actually paused what we were doing to watch this throwdown (quite rare).

Hey, whaddya know? Another Republican bully.

That. Was. Awesome.

She deserves a medal, a raise, a promotion, and a parade in her honor!

Yes. Good for her. 

“You don’t want me to go ANYTHING on you.” OMG YES, Tamron Hall is my new queen.

-Jess

She handled it perfectly.

HAHAHAA HOLY SHIT. JUST PERFECT.

Fellowship of the Ringwraiths (x)

(Source: pointyearedelvishprinceling, via bronzedragon)

 #dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically doomed all of Middle Earth to war #was it because you got dirty? #is that like Elven kryptonite? #your face got dirty and therefore you couldn’t get your bitchass in gear long enough to shove one puny human into a lake of fire? #is that why Legolas always keeps his face so damn clean all the time? #cause he learned from your dirty sweaty mistakes and knows that all that stands between him and obscurity is a bar of Dove soap? #wait…what was I talking about? #oh right #The One Ring #way to drop the ball son

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panasonicyouth:

just

wow. what a fantastic metaphor.

(Source: jamieali)